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Somebody was going to
Might as well be me
![]() 09/10/2016 at 10:29 |
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Is that Mariah Carey in a bathtub? Regardless, I’m not sure how that was inevitable or in any way pertinent...
![]() 09/10/2016 at 10:31 |
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perhaps he copy pasted his last clipboard image instead of the humerous meme intended?
![]() 09/10/2016 at 10:32 |
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Lol, it’s actually a big story from yesterday. Mariah Carey decided to post bubble bath pictures while wearing her diamonds.
![]() 09/10/2016 at 10:35 |
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Good times. These days I always assume the worst when it comes to candid celeb pics.
But yeah, I'll be in my bunk.
![]() 09/10/2016 at 10:41 |
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Mariah in the suds with diamonds
Got kind of a rhythm to it
![]() 09/10/2016 at 10:46 |
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Dafugggg
![]() 09/10/2016 at 10:48 |
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Oh hell yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
![]() 09/10/2016 at 11:05 |
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I usually assume nothing celebs do is “candid,” it’s all carefully-crafted to maintain a certain image.
![]() 09/10/2016 at 11:08 |
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OP reminds me of an old (Native American) indian joke from when I was a kid.
![]() 09/10/2016 at 11:14 |
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I don’t think most celebs have had their personal pictures stolen and released without their consent. This is pretty obviously crafted, but it’s still not a professional shot.
![]() 09/10/2016 at 11:26 |
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Wat
![]() 09/10/2016 at 12:10 |
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I know the joke you speak of I just can’t remember how it went.
![]() 09/10/2016 at 12:52 |
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A Cheyenne boy and his grandfather are walking across the plain. The boy asks “grandfather, how do we get our names?” The grandfather replies “our names are given to us by our mothers, from the first thing she sees after we are born. After I was born, my mother looked up to the dawn sky and saw a lone bright star. So I was named ‘Morning Star.’ When your father was born, my wife woke to the sight of a the kettle cooking over a fire, so I am ‘Black Kettle.’” The boy thought for a minute, then said “I understand.” Puzzled, the grandfather asked him “Why did you want to know this, Two Dogs Fucking?”